The AI-Readiness score for theonion.com stands at a concerning 15/100, placing it among the least AI-accessible sites in the index. Compared to other infrastructure sites (avg score: 58), theonion.com is trailing the benchmark, indicating room for competitive improvement. The low ghost ratio (0%) confirms that what crawlers see matches what users see — a hallmark of strong SSR implementation. The bloated 37.2× token ratio highlights an urgent need to clean up non-content markup, scripts, and navigation clutter. The site includes 2 schema blocks, providing adequate structured data for basic entity recognition. A total AI bot blockade means no AI-powered search or answer engine can crawl and index this domain's content.
🧮 Score Transparency — How is this calculated?
📊 ACRI Sub-Scores (AI Readiness Detail)
theonion.com punches above its weight in AI — AI visibility exceeds Google ranking. This is a competitive moat worth protecting. ACRI measures technical crawler readiness. Read the methodology →
Why theonion.com ranks here
Fastest improvements
- Allow GPTBot in robots.txt so AI crawlers can access your pages (see Crawl Access).
- Allow ClaudeBot (many assistants rely on it) — blocking it often correlates with “AI invisibility.”
- Reduce token bloat (navigation/footer/code) so agents reach your main content faster (see Token Bloat).
- Create an
llms.txtfile so AI crawlers can discover your content structure without heavy crawling. Generate llms.txt → - Run a full entropy audit to find which DOM regions waste the most tokens. Run Entropy Audit →
Traditional SEO
54/100 25 % of Global Score 🟢 High Confidence📝 Title Tag
Optimal range: 30–60 characters for SERP display.
📋 Meta Description
Optimal range: 120–160 characters for snippet control.
🔤 Heading Hierarchy
- ✗ Exactly 1 <h1> tag — found 0
- ✓ Has <h2> headings — found 18
- ✗ <h2> not before <h1>
🔍 Indexability
- ✓ Canonical tag present →
https://theonion.com/ - ✓ No noindex directive
- ✓ Meta viewport set
- ✓ HTML lang attribute →
en-US - ✗ Hreflang tags
- ✓ Googlebot allowed by robots.txt
🌐 Social / OpenGraph
- ✓ og:title — Home
- ✓ og:description — America's Finest News Source
- ✓ og:image — preview
- ✓ twitter:card — summary_large_image
📐 How the SEO Pillar score is calculated
SEO Pillar = Title (20 pts) + Meta Desc (20 pts) + Heading Hierarchy (20 pts) + Indexability (20 pts) + Social/OG (20 pts)
Each sub-score is derived from the checks above. Canonical tag, lang attribute, og:image, and a single H1 are the highest-impact items.
AI Readiness / GEO
65/100 40 % of Global Score 🟢 High ConfidenceThis pillar aggregates citation share, hallucination risk, bot access, schema health, and content extractability. The individual diagnostic sections below contribute to this score.
Is AI lying about your brand? This panel measures how likely LLMs are to hallucinate facts when extracting information from your page.
🤖 Bot Access Matrix
Allow: / under User-agent: GPTBot in your robots.txt.📊 Structure & Information Density Docs
🏷️ Schema Health Docs
Schema Coverage Map
📐 AI Efficiency Metrics Docs
Token Bloat Research
Multimodal Readiness
TDM Rights
🔥 Structural Entropy Check Research
🔬 AI-Crawler Simulation
See your website the way AI crawlers do. CSS stripped, structure labeled, content chunked.
Toggle to "AI Agent View" to see what GPTBot, ClaudeBot, and other AI crawlers actually extract from this page.
AI Answer Preview
NEWSee how AI models summarize your site. Left: your actual content. Right: what the LLM extracts and says about you.
🔧 Tech Stack
Performance & Speed
52/100 20 % of Global Score 🟢 High Confidence⏱️ Time to First Byte
Google considers <200 ms "good". AI crawlers may have even shorter timeouts.
📦 Page Weight
DOM nodes
HTML payload
🗄️ Cache & CDN
- ✓ Cache-Control header →
max-age=300, must-revalidate - ✗ CDN cache status
- ✗ CDN detected
🔬 Tracker Tax
tracker scripts
third-party domains
token overhead
📐 How the Performance Pillar score is calculated
Perf Pillar = TTFB (35 pts) + Page Weight (25 pts) + Cache/CDN (20 pts) + Tracker Tax (20 pts)
TTFB <200 ms = full marks. DOM >3000 or payload >300 KB incurs heavy penalties. Tracker scripts beyond 5 reduce score.
Architecture & Trust
77/100 15 % of Global Score 🟢 High Confidence🗺️ Sitemap & Robots
- ✓ Sitemap declared in robots.txt →
https://theonion.com/sitemap_index.xml - ✓ Googlebot allowed
- ✗ GPTBot allowed
- ✗ ClaudeBot allowed
🔗 Linking
internal links
external links
🔒 Security & Trust
- ✗ HSTS header (Strict-Transport-Security)
- ✗ Content-Security-Policy header
- ✓ HTTP status 200 OK (got 200)
♿ Accessibility Signals
- ✓ HTML lang attribute → en-US
- ✓ Meta viewport for mobile
- ✗ Single H1 for screen readers
📐 How the Architecture Pillar score is calculated
Arch Pillar = Sitemap & Robots (30 pts) + Linking (25 pts) + Security (25 pts) + Accessibility (20 pts)
Having a valid sitemap, allowing AI bots, HSTS, and a good internal link count are the highest-impact items.
🏅 AI-Verified Trust Badge
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� Deep Crawl Analysis 1004 pages · Deep-10
| Page | Type | ACRI | Token Bloat | Words | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| pricing | 64 | 96.6× | 677 | 💰 Pricing | |
| pricing | 64 | 91.5× | 719 | 💰 Pricing | |
| pricing | 64 | 106.0× | 613 | 💰 Pricing | |
| pricing | 64 | 79.7× | 826 | 💰 Pricing | |
| pricing | 64 | 61.4× | 1075 | 💰 Pricing | |
| pricing | 64 | 60.0× | 1104 | 💰 Pricing | |
| pricing | 64 | 94.5× | 710 | 💰 Pricing | |
| pricing | 64 | 69.6× | 951 | 💰 Pricing | |
| pricing | 64 | 103.1× | 632 | 💰 Pricing | |
| pricing | 64 | 102.5× | 638 | 💰 Pricing | |
| pricing | 64 | 96.5× | 678 | 💰 Pricing | |
| pricing | 64 | 56.8× | 1163 | 💰 Pricing | |
| pricing | 64 | 57.0× | 1160 | 💰 Pricing | |
| pricing | 64 | 99.1× | 657 | 💰 Pricing | |
| pricing | 64 | 56.0× | 1187 | 💰 Pricing | |
| pricing | 64 | 55.7× | 1193 | 💰 Pricing | |
| pricing | 64 | 49.1× | 1356 | 💰 Pricing | |
| pricing | 64 | 93.6× | 700 | 💰 Pricing | |
| pricing | 64 | 104.6× | 621 | 💰 Pricing | |
| pricing | 64 | 104.7× | 622 | 💰 Pricing |
| Path | Pages | Avg ACRI | Ghost % | Bloat | Top Issue |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| /nuclear-threat-still-very-real-says-muhammad-ali-1819563924/ | 1 | 64 | 0% | 99.5× | High JS Bloat |
| /mcdonalds-restaurant-to-open-in-washroom-of-existing-mc-1819564000/ | 1 | 64 | 0% | 69.7× | High JS Bloat |
| /new-rap-song-samples-billie-jean-in-its-entirety-adds-1819564437/ | 1 | 64 | 0% | 99.1× | High JS Bloat |
| /satan-to-revise-bar-code-system-1819564181/ | 1 | 64 | 0% | 94.2× | High JS Bloat |
| /summer-blockbusters-1819586262/ | 1 | 64 | 0% | 115.9× | High JS Bloat |
| /ask-deep-blue-1819583356/ | 1 | 64 | 0% | 79.0× | High JS Bloat |
| /the-graying-of-americas-prisons-1819558823/ | 1 | 64 | 0% | 92.1× | High JS Bloat |
| /should-car-phones-be-banned-1819558824/ | 1 | 64 | 0% | 99.7× | High JS Bloat |
| /tom-bosley-named-secretary-of-naps-1819564242/ | 1 | 64 | 0% | 104.4× | High JS Bloat |
| /yacht-club-regatta-marred-by-tragic-undergrilling-of-ma-1819563973/ | 1 | 64 | 0% | 68.5× | High JS Bloat |
| /clinton-gets-box-to-put-governments-stuff-in-1819563978/ | 1 | 64 | 0% | 102.5× | High JS Bloat |
| /the-first-wifes-club-had-divorced-women-in-it-1819583252/ | 1 | 64 | 0% | 45.0× | High JS Bloat |
| /area-man-thanked-for-playing-1819564457/ | 1 | 64 | 0% | 104.6× | High JS Bloat |
| /jewish-texans-commemorate-holocaust-texas-style-1819564202/ | 1 | 64 | 0% | 88.1× | High JS Bloat |
| /the-great-star-wars-nearly-made-me-deaf-because-it-was-1819583305/ | 1 | 64 | 0% | 35.2× | High JS Bloat |
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Bait & Switch Delta
A 15 PAGESCompares your homepage rendering quality with inner pages. A high drift score means AI crawlers see a polished homepage but degraded inner content — the "bait & switch" that erodes trust.
Worst Inner Pages
E-E-A-T Trust Signals
C 40/100Trust indicators extracted from surface pages. These signals help AI systems verify your site's Experience, Expertise, Authoritativeness, and Trustworthiness.
Citation Profile
12 DOMAINSOutbound citation patterns across surface-crawled pages. Sites that cite diverse, authoritative sources signal higher E-E-A-T to AI systems.
instagram.com
AI trust scores for the domains theonion.com links to. Citing high-trust sources lifts your own credibility signal.
Remediation Patches
COPY-PASTEAuto-generated code fixes tailored to theonion.com. Copy and paste these into your codebase to improve AI visibility. These patches are mathematically proven to increase extraction accuracy →
User-agent: GPTBot Allow: / User-agent: ChatGPT-User Allow: /
User-agent: ClaudeBot Allow: / User-agent: anthropic-ai Allow: /
<!-- Move inline CSS to external stylesheets --> <link rel="stylesheet" href="/css/main.css"> <!-- Move inline scripts to external files with defer --> <script src="/js/app.js" defer></script> <!-- Remove duplicate navigation blocks --> <!-- Keep only ONE <nav> in the <header> --> <!-- Ensure <main> wraps your primary content --> <main> <!-- Your content here — this is what AI sees first --> </main>
<script type="application/ld+json">
{
"@context": "https://schema.org",
"@type": "FAQPage",
"mainEntity": [
{
"@type": "Question",
"name": "What is Theonion?",
"acceptedAnswer": {
"@type": "Answer",
"text": "Add your answer here — describe what Theonion does in 1-2 sentences."
}
},
{
"@type": "Question",
"name": "How does Theonion work?",
"acceptedAnswer": {
"@type": "Answer",
"text": "Explain the key features and how users interact with Theonion."
}
}
]
}
</script>
Projected Impact
ROI EST.If you apply the patches above, here's the estimated improvement for theonion.com:
*Estimates based on SEODiff's scoring model. Actual results depend on implementation quality.
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